THICC-BOI CLUB Death, Taxes, and D&T's Shirt

Death is certain, taxes are worse, and the bird’s been down since last Tuesday. This shirt is for the crew chiefs, AO’s, and maintainers who know the real trinity of military life, and still made it to the gym smelling like JP-8 and regret.

Wear it to work, wear it to lift, wear it while explaining (again) why it’s still red x.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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