THICC-BOI CLUB Death, Taxes, and a Downed Bird Mug

Because nothing pairs with maintenance delays like hot coffee and dark humor. The Death, Taxes, and a Downed Bird mug is for the early crew, the late crew, and everyone who's ever said "just needs a test flight" with a straight face.

Start your day the same way your bird does, questionable but caffeinated.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!